You know you have been in Nepal a long time when ...

• Its a struggle to eat a big meaty steak or burger but a plate of dal bhat goes down with ease
• You are shocked to see a women's bare legs or shoulders out in public
• Hand washing all your clothes doesn't get a second thought
• You no longer ask what is for dinner - dal bhat each and every time
• Load shedding (power outages) are no reason to pause the conversation
• The sound of stray dogs barking all night or loud music at 6am doesn't wake you
• You assume every event/meeting will take place about an hour after the stated time
• You don't get angry or upset when a traffic jam delays you by 3 hours
• You have no road rage when there is a minor prang
• Instead of asking "how are you?" you ask "have you eaten?"
• You automatically reject any shopkeepers first offer
• You now realize that a small motorbike is a practical vehicle for a family of five
• You wait for the cow to move
• You definitely don't look down to see what it is you just stepped in
• You can have entire conversations comparing bowel movements
• A hot shower is reason to celebrate
• You think $20 for dinner and drinks for two is expensive
• You think Saturday is 'the weekend'